Got it.
I blew so much money in the past few weeks that I had to wait for my GF to go get her hair done before I could sneak off and buy a Vita (she feels that I blow too much money on games. What do you think?). Anyway, I had to choose between one of two Wal-Mart stores. One which was twenty miles away but nobody would answer the phone. Another that was 27 miles in the opposite direction, but it was also beside a Gamestop (plan B in case it was sold out). Thing is, my girlfriend's sister in law works at this one. I have to go to work tonight, so I need some sleep, too. I waited til she left (why couldn't it have released, yesterday!?), threw on some clothes, and hit the road.
Rather than risk going to the closer Wal-Mart and possibly coming home empty handed, I went to the further Wal-Mart. I casually walked into the store, trying to look un-suspicious . I took two steps and somebody yelled, "TIMOTHY LEWIS!" So, I'm busted. Oh well. Fuck it.
Got to Wal-Mart and they only had the 3G model in stock. Maybe the PSV is selling better than I thought. I grabbed that, even though I may never use the 3G, ever. Also grabbed Uncahrted and a PSV Starter Kit (WHERE WERE YOU AND YOUR BRIGHT IDEAS, WHEN I NEEDED YOU, WAGRAM!?!). Bout to port a ton of PSP games to the device and test it out. Then, I'm going to sleep.....for two hours.
I'll probably pass out from exhaustion and die from work, tonight.