Remedy's message to Alan Wake PC pirates: "enjoy the story!"

[Kasz216]

greenmedic88 said:

usrevenge said:
pirate game
does it play? do i like it?
if yes to both buy game.
when the entertainment industry understands that this is the process we will be good.

Order meal.

Eat meal. Was it a good meal? Was the service to your liking?

If yes to both, pay for meal.

If no to both, announce to manager you refuse to pay bill or go to bathroom and run out the back door.

Doesn't quite work that way in reality.

Actually if you complain enough about the food and service, they actually will probably comp your dinner.