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rocketpig said:
dtewi said:
Okay here is the story.

Some galacting king named Xenu ruled the Galactic Federation. One day the galaxy became overcrowded so he froze aliens, stocked them on jets, sent them to earth, and melted them in volcanoes. The alien's spirits came up but Xenu used soul catchers and forced them to watch a movie about earth's "fake" history, and sent them off to find human hosts.

I never get tired of that story. It's just so crazy that it never fails to amuse me, doubly so because people actually buy into it.


It really is crazy.  Kind of like men living for 700 years, torrential rainstorms lasting for 40 days and flooding the Earth, with one pair of each species saved on an ark.  Or the waters of the red sea opening up to allow slaves to cross to obtain their freedom, and then the waters closing in on their pursuers.  Or a man who was crucified, killed, and buried, to awaken 3 days later, who btw walks on water, turns water into wine, and makes infinite bread rolls.

I like the 72 virgins thing, too.

Anyway, there is evidence that Scientology IS out to harm people, and I think this is the reason why people are so hateful of Scientologists.  If they want to believe in Xenu and that the Universe is just a big mummorpuger, that's fine with me, but completely ruining people's lives isn't.