The starving children comment keeps making me remember the Family Guy scene with Peter and Bono on an island with a crate of food. Peter really wants to open the crate but Bono says they are saving it for the starving children. Peter of course picks a rock up and hits him on the head....
I was going to try and find the clip but I was having a hard time. Supposedly, it is in the third segment of the Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story....
The joke was lost...







