Release date: 1st November.
Rename it Wii 2.
Bundle it with Wii Sports 3 + a few of the E3 demos.
Launch titles: Wii Fit 3, Pikmin 3, F-Zero HD, 3rd parties.
Release: NSMBM in late November/early December. 3D Mario in spring 2013 along with Metroid HD and Kirby. Star Fox during summer along with Wii Party 2, Wario World 2 and Mario Tennis HD. Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 in autumn with Luigi's Mansion 3 and Nintendogs home console edition.
Yeah, probably a lot of impossibilities but I'm not an expert, nor do I care.