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I was just thinking last night how fucking annoying it is that anytime my hearts are low and the ZELDA GODDAMN STANDARD BEEPING THAT HAS EXISTED SINCE THE FIRST DAMN GAME starts I also have to hear her annoying chime to tell me to get hearts. Whomever decided to make that a "feature" is a damn moron.

For one its not cute to have the % crap, its annoying. Two, Once I get told something automatically in the game (like about bugs/treasures) why the fuck does it happen EVERY time I return from a save? Really, too hard to permanently save that flag? Then on top of that you have the permanent forced help from your sword ghost robot whore that really should know, if I just got the Triforce and I am simply trying to get my Hyrulian Shield from the dragon's battle game I KNOW WHAT MEANS WHEN MY HEARTS ARE LOW AND ITS BEEPING!!!