If they actually called it Café, they'd be disappointing a lot of people.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna come home with me and check out my Café?"
Person 2: "You have your own café?! Of course I would!"
Unless you actually own one, then it'd just be really fun.
That's the strategy. Remember real competitors to Nintendo are any form of entertainment, even a Café.
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