How to break up the UK and save the free world at the same time.

[Pyro as Bill]

welshbloke said:

Alex the grass is greener on the other side feel free to leave anytime you like, oh and by the way you cannot have our oil and the Armada will be shipping out of Portsmouth tonight to protect our interests.

At this point I would like to apologies for the late arrival of our fleet to the men of the North Sea Oil platforms, We unfortunately could not sail as planned last week owing to us having to replace 2/3rds of the Armada crew who came from Skirt-Shire fortunately we found some volunteers from Waleshire who were hiding in Snowdonia.

Scotland has oil, WMDs and a history of supporting and releasing mass murdering terrorists.

Where's George Bush when you need him?