Spurge, you have got to be kidding me.
Think about this for just one second. "Guys, I am a cop. Unfortunately, I haven't investigated a single person."
Sure does make it hard for anybody to say you are full of shit if you haven't targeted a single person the whole game (which is easily possible as mafia, mind you).
The more investigative roles that keep coming out, I am honestly almost starting to believe that Prof made a shitton of investigative roles just to fuck with us.
Money can't buy happiness. Just video games, which make me happy.