Zombie Apocalypse starting to become a reality? "Update"

[d21lewis]

spurgeonryan said:

d21lewis said:
None of this is new. People just started paying attention because of "The Last of Us". I used to see these stories on PBS when I was a kid. Watch some "Wild America", "Nova", "Wild Kingdom" or "National Geographic", people!

Captain Lewis! You knew of the zombie invasion all this time and you have told no one?

When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm joining the zombies!  I'll help them open doors, drive them around, and have sex with their hot zombie women.  You guys can fight a losing battle if you want to!