Alby_da_Wolf on 27 December 2011
| Euphoria14 said: Someone correct me if I am wrong, but how did Apple win "Best Manufacturer" when they don't manufacture their own devices?  |
When he was alive, Steve Jobs just imposed his hands on the stuff and he transformed water into wine, Apple users into macaques and Chinese junk into Apple HW. Now they do the same using a holy relic of him.
OTOH, at MS Ballmer imposes his armpits and transforms water into sweat, Windows users into lusers and junk into the same junk as before, plus money, cholesterol and cocaine. MS research labs are working hard looking for ways to prevent Ballmer's armpits from spoiling when he dies and preserve their thaumaturgic powers.
