What's your excuse for not being at the nude Santas parade?

[Millenium]

NobleTeam360 said:

Millenium said:

spurgeonryan said:
I cannot imagine this surviving for long. But if my old favorite porn can last so can this!

I would not go because I would be afraid of the people. And I live like 2000 miiles away.

@ Millenium
What the hell is a Kilometer!
J/K

Definition:

Kilometers, the civilised's society's version of the redneck's "miles".

*runs like fawk*

Also, I have no Santa clothes (Not my kind of fetish) So I could not attend either way.

Is that your made up definiton or the real one. Im guessing the former. 

Off course it's the former mate.