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voty2000 said:
Our alien overlords are using 360's as a giant supercomputer so they can calculate and predict our finger nail growth rate and at what time we clip them. That explains RROD. The initial batch of 360's couldn't handle the extra processing power.

They make us want to by 360's by putting stuff in Colgate toothpaste. They use Colgate instead of water because if they used water then every human would by a 360 and we would become suspicious.

Side Note: The aliens hate Sony because they bought a but load of Betamax players and got hosed.

Genius. I must put on my tin foil finger/nail protection. LOL, had me rolling.