Is Santa really a pimp?

[sethnintendo]

spurgeonryan said:

sethnintendo said:

spurgeonryan said:
Of course he is. Where do you think all them elves come from? To bad his genetic pool is bad. Buddy the elf was an exeption.

I thought they just found Buddy and took him in?

Pimps lie. Where did you think all the elves came from? Never never land, refugees from Willows village when the plague of 1893 happenedb omppa loompa land? No SethN...this is the real world and it is  a harsh world.

Hmm... you shouldn't have mentioned refugees from Willow's village....  Now, that I think about it more in depth it seems like the most realistic answer to where elves came from.  I'm just trying to figure out where Val Kilmer fits into all this.