Is Santa really a pimp?

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sethnintendo said:

blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.

How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.

I always imagined the North Pole as something like the Smurfs. There's only one woman... Mrs. Claus. Would Santa pimp out a completely male elf population?