| Wagram said: A Tennessee man kicked off a White House petition on Thanksgiving urging the President of the United States to ban The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for "the safety of America's youths." So far he has five backers, and only 24,994 more digital signatures to go to meet his goal.
WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built, Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens, We, the American people, today ask you, 1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment. 2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet. 3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law. 4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
I'm so proud of my country today. First we got people shooting at each other for petty merchandise and now this. USA! USA! |
Dear God,
I'm deeply thankful for being born elsewhere.
Amen.
