How often do you masturbate?

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Baalzamon said:

Marks said:

Runa216 said:
Most I've done in a day: 24

How in the motherfuck have you done it 24 times in a day? Damn son most I've ever done in a day is 2, never even done a triple. 

I sort of wondered the same thing.  When I first learned about masturbation, I did it a LOT of times in one night, and lets just say I'm never in my life going to do something so stupid again.  My dick was literally deformed for like 3 days (Rather than being skinny and a couple inches long, it turned into this super fat, 1/2" long...thing), and I thought my whole entire life was ruined.

You have no idea how much I laughed out loud at the bold part! Pure comedic gold! xD