| NiKKoM said: So it wasn't to show us that Mario is a cold blooded animal killer? :( |
What, of course not Nintendo thought everyone already knew that geez. I mean this is typical serial killer traits killing turtles for fun by squashing them to death. Wearing the skins of dead frogs and hoping around acting like the amphibian so mercilessly slaughtered, shows real psychological trauma. This sadistic behavior continued with slaughtering Tanooki's which the American public actually thought were racoons. I mean seriously that must have pissed Mario off, all the media getting the facts wrong not giving him the release and gratification of knowing he was being taken seriously.
So of course Mario elevated to killing Penguins and sliding around in their bloody corpses all over the white ice. It must have given him some major kicks but man the media still didn't take him seriously. So like all good criminals Mario returned to the scene of his crimes the scene of the Tanooki Massacre for one last attempt to be noticed, taking the life of innocent Tanooki's yet again. But this time the media figured it out, this whole time Mario's work has gone unnoticed.
Finally Mario can get his rocks off knowing that the world finally realized the truth. All these years of wearing the shells of dead turtles he stomped to death, the years of hoping and sliding around or flying in bloody remains. The countless drug use and self loathing turning to helium and other substances to sooth his sick desires. Finally it was all over, PETA revealed the truth and the whole world has now recognized one of the worlds most beloved characters a symbol of gaming a guy everyone looked up to for saving the Princess.
PETA revealed the truth, better call in the Toad Troops maybe get some CSI Goomba's down to Mushroom Kingdom stat. Before Mario escalates to killing humans......EEEeeeekkkk.
Thanks Peta you have really shed the light on some pretty disturbing things......lo....lol....
-JC7
"In God We Trust - In Games We Play " - Joel Reimer
