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Sausages, because there's almost no meat in them anyway.

Also beef and lamb should be classed as vegetables, because cattle and sheep are vegans, hence beef and lamb is just processed veges.

Pork and chicken can't be because we feed them on animals, even free range they eat worms and bugs, and pigs eat rats too.



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