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First of all, I am disappointed in the avatar switch.

Second, I suck at telling animal genders apart. How the hell is a kid supposed to know that the penguins are gay? Unless male penguins have some kind of massive, throbbing, cock on their head that's been censored by all the BBC animal documentaries I've ever watched, wouldn't they just assume it's a straight relationship?

Third, breeding programs? Don't we have enough penguins, anyway? You always see thousands of 'em on TV, and they always take up like half a zoo. Boo to this, we should be focused on endangered animals that we eat - like cod. Or, spend some of that science money bringing the Dodo back. I hear their eggs were tasty.