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You're still looking for a girl 2 years later?

Chances are that if you have to ask how to get one you won't be able to get her, you need to do it on your own and have confidence, so getting advice from forumgoers is not gonna help.

That said, I'm gonna do just that and give you advice, lol.

The politically correct answer would be: be nice to her, listen to her, etc... sometimes works, but don't hold your breath.

The more practical but not politically correct answer would be ignore her except to make sexual jokes. Make it seem like you're popular with chicks but you don't fancy her. Then one day invite her to something she may be interested in, act calm, make her drunk, and just kiss her.



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