Brovember

[sethnintendo]

badgenome said:

PullusPardus said:

badgenome said:
I'll play with myself.

that sound feminine, you should say i'll JACK OFF!  like a MAN!

Well, I suppose I am a bit feminine. I mean, I like to run a nice bubble bath, light some candles, put on some Enya, and then beat it 'til it bleeds. That's just how I roll.

You should then use the phrase rub one out since it can be considered masculine and feminine.