Uncharted 1= losing your virginity (or masturbating). You didn't know what to expect but you knew it was good. Since it was your first time, you had crazy high expectations. Even though it was good, it couldn't meet your expectations. 8/10
Uncharted 2= Having sex and finally knowing what the hell you were doing. It blew away your expectations. You did things you never even thought you were capable of. When it was over, you were in love. Your ears were ringing. Your heart was beating fast. Maybe you even tried it with multiple partners! 10/10!!
Uncharted 3= Having honeymoon sex. Sure, this time she broke out the sexy clothes, the handcuffs, the jacuzzi, and you did EVERYTHING you wanted to do. She even did this thing with her tongue that you've never even seen before. It's totally awesome! But there is a feeling in the back of your mind that you've run out of things to do. You've done this before. She even makes you breakfast afterwards. You were hoping for a third boob or something to make it better than ever before but that's impossible. Nothing could have lived up to your expectations. Technically better than anything you've ever done before but still, it lacks that "new" feeling. 9.3/10
Uncharted 4=Drake Team Racing.
