What would you do if you were/are a billionaire?

[AbbathTheGrim]

spurgeonryan said:

AbbathTheGrim said:

Two things come to mind.

There is this asshole singer called Luis Miguel who thinks he shits gold and everyone should treat him like a god. I'd set up a fake surprise birthday and make my parents pretend to surprise me with his presence in my surprise birthday. The fucking guy aks for like a million dollars for presentation, I'd make my parents pay him up. Once he enters as my surprise present from my parents. I'll fight my parents and tell them: "What is this shit? This fucking worthless scum is my present?" Then I'll tell him to fuck off and let him keep the 1mil if he wants to as long as I can clean the floor with him.

Other option would be setting a Spec Ops team. Rehearse and follow through an operation to steal the mantle which supposedly touched Jesus Christ face and keeps His blood. I'll have it stolen and then make up a cloning
lab in which I could clone Him back and see what happens just for fun. My guess is that the confused Guy will desperately try to nail himself immidiately to the nearest wall.

Or he will smite you down with in seconds! :P

Maybe if he bring his security along, but fact is that Luis Miguel is an old fart and I could break his legs before he throws the first punch.