| Gballzack said: How Dare Nintendo make a product that is quality tested and affordable! Dammit! I want Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound and 1080dpi for the highest price imagineable on a console with a shelf life of two years before it burns out and I have to buy a new one! I don't want a fucking console with fun games or innovation, screw that, I want games that look superficially good and take 6 hours to beat so I can sell them back less than a week after I buy them new! Fuck Nintendo, who the fuck do they think they are! They act like they've been around longer than anyone else, fucking pretencious asses! If it wasn't for all those fucking toddlers with 50 dollar a week allowances i can garantee you the Wii wouldn't be selling as good as it is now, no sir! I only play games where you get to rape and murder people with exploding penis guns and jet pack around in death arenas riding on the backs of vehicles fashioned from photo-realistic blood, to hell if I'm gonna have to play a system that sounds like a little kid's word for "penis". It shouldn't even be considered a game if its rated anything beneath "M". |
I find it hard to disagree with anything you just said.
