What are your religious beliefs? (or non-beliefs)

[Paul]

Andrespetmonkey said:

Paul said:

Andrespetmonkey said:

Xen said:
Religion-hating atheist.

Really? ALL religions? What's to hate about buddhism? 

The funny robes?

You hate something that's funny?

I don't hate anything except for Hitler and SCE, maybe Satan if he was real. I had a question mark after funny robes, that makes it a question like, "Do you hate the funny robes?".