I don't even know the names of any of my current neighbors.
A couple of years back, I had a neighbor who was always having parties and getting into fights with his wife (both were cheating). I'd always have somebody knocking on my door in the middle of the night asking me to solve some sort of problem. I eventually got fed up and had them both arrested. They moved.
Before that, another couple lived there. They never really bothered me. One day, the female ran over the male, though. They moved.
Now, an old lady lives there. Every now and then, she'll have a family gathering but, aside from her two yapping-ass dogs, she's cool.
My neighbors to the left are old. Every now and then, I'll see some activity over there that let's me know they aren't dead.
The house in front of me is vacant. There was this one time when I was going to work (back when somebody lived there) and I looked into their yard. There was a goddam pig tied to a tree. When I came home, that pig was gone. I still don't know what the hell that was all about.
