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No, I hate my neighbors but in my defense they're assholes.

They have a small child who just will randomly yell. I don't really consider the child an asshole but that doesn't mean it doesn't annoy me. We live in town houses and they usually let it out early Saturday and Sunday mornings and it just runs around screaming waking me up.

Next, they have this little wiener dog that I do absolutely hate. It yips all the time and they just let it roam free. Even though we all have a small fenced in back yard they just open their front door and let it out to wander around and crap everywhere. If I'm walking around outside while that thing is out it will always come up and try to bite me and it will often run into my garage when I'm parking trying to bite my car. I swear if that thing ever gets close enough to actually bite me I'm going to punt it, I really don't care (and I'm even a huge pet lover). It also loves to hide around corners and under other cars so I've almost run over the damn thing 20 times. When they do let it use their backyard, they'll put it out there and leave it there so it barks and whimpers all fucking night. I hate that damn dog.

Next, remember how I told you these people have a young child? Well they must hate it too because they constantly have their TV turned up load and playing load music late at night. Their TV and music system is right against my wall and I always hear the thing.

So no, I'm not friends with my neighbors. I give them death stares when I drive past them.