spurgeonryan said: Their world seems so wonderful. They are running around interacting with other pokemon pocket monsters one second, then the next they are enslaved in little plastic balls that somehow all fit in trainers pockets, forced to fight for the rest of their lives. In Pikachu's case this is even worse because he never seems to die! One internet source (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/In_Pokemon_how_many_times_have_Ash_and_Pikachu_almost_died) has said that they have almost died up to 40 times. Do we all really believe that these pokemon are enjoying this? Another point that I would like to bring up is that when pokemon feint they lose happiness. How many episoded of Pokemon have you seen this happen?hmmm... Any answer TAds 12? How bout a smart remark D12Lewis? That is right! They feint all of the time. In fact Self-destructing and cursing pokemon have a tendacy to feint! How much can these pokemon really take people! Finally we get this next story that says Pokemon have been taken over by Satan!!! This would push me over the edge. What hope do these pokemon have when something like this happens? http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html Is there a priest in Saffron city? By the way saffron is a very expensive herb!!! Did you know that? Anyways, I hope that there is so that some of these demons in pokemons may be exorcised from them before it is too late! How many pokemon have to continue to suffer so that people can control them? Should the be set free? Should Ash be sent to prison for his many, many crimes against pokemon? What about Mindy and Brock? I would even go further and say that Team Rocket should get a medal! After all you never see Meowth in a pokeball being held hostage. Yes, Ash keeps Pikachu out of the ball, but that is only so that he can lure other pokemon in , so that they think it is safe to be with him. Then ....Whammo!! Gotta catch them all.....
I choose you koffing for being the most unhappiest, most likely to commit suicide since you feint all the time. Who do you all pick? In case you all want further idiotic reading check out the story below!
Satanism in Pokemon What do you know about Pokemon?What motivated us to do this booklet in newsletter form was an inquiry from a grandmother on Internet. She wrote: Dear George and Rita, Thank you so much for your interesting "Cephas news" I have a question. What do you know about Pokemon? My little grandson is only 3 and a half, but is already obsessed with Pokemon, and his Mum, my daughter Deborah, {who is not saved as yet,} buys him whatever he asks for. He has all the cards, counters, {Like toy money}, and all the little plastic figures. The last time they visited us, he had his pokemon cards, coins, and figures with him, and he was DREADFUL!! He was rude, cheeky, wouldnt eat any lunch, tried to run away several times, bit his big sister hard on the arm and made her cry. He also likes power rangers, batman, Karate, {he knows already how to Kick-box!} and swords,
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I know this is a joke thread, but lol
Underline: They are Lolbaptist so of course the people in this article are spewing stuff like this (not all Baptists are like this; only the Radicals are, like the ones I know who carry a Bible on them 24/7 and speak of it like they are going to conjure up something; they are so vain, it's sad).
I still don't know why these religious people don't bash Final Fantasy...Final Fantasy has magic in it as well (Black Magic and White Magic).