| RolStoppable said: There are good companies, there are alright companies, there are bad companies and then there is Sony. Many people are wondering where my hatred for this electronics giant is coming from, so I thought it would be for the best, if I let the cat out of the bag once and for all. So here are five excellent reasons why I despise Sony: 1. They stole the rumble - Nintendo made force feedback popular on consoles. Before Starfox 64 the world didn't really know what rumble was. After Starfox 64 the world couldn't live without rumble anymore. Sony took note and put not only one rumble thingy into their controller, but two. The DualShock was born. 2. They stole the analog stick - Nintendo made analog thumbsticks popular on consoles. Before Super Mario 64 the world didn't really know why such an input was needed. After Super Mario 64 the world couldn't live without it anymore. Sony took note and put not only one analog stick on their controller but two. The PlayStation controller 2.0 was born. Notice a pattern here? What Nintendo create, Sony take and multiply it by two. Just like their SNES controller which had four shoulder buttons instead of just two. 3. They stole all the third parties - Nintendo allowed many third parties to make a name for themselves on their home consoles. Squaresoft with Final Fantasy. Enix with Dragon Quest. Capcom with Mega Man. Sony took all of them. 4. They stole yet another Nintendo controller - Move is a blatant rip-off of the Wiimote and Nunchuk. Sony makes me so angry!!! What Nintendo creates, they take. 5. They are not Nintendo - Honestly, this alone is enough reason for me to despise them, but the forum rules dictate that opinions have to be backed up with something substantial. I think I did just that with the reasons above. Now I eagerly await the day Sony as a video game company is dead and on their virtual tombstone shall be written: "You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. - Game over." |
No way, those are the 5 exact reasons why I love Sony lol
