SONY shares hit a 5 year old high (at $57 now)

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fishamaphone said:
Wait, wait... Sony is high on 5 year-olds now? For $57? Those cheap, immoral bastards. I mean, kitten huffing, sure, but 5 year-olds? That's a line, Sony. That's a line. (no, not a line of 5 year-old for you to huff. A line you shouldn't cross. Sickos)

nonono, you're reading it completely wrong.

Sony is sharing their drugs with a five year old, getting them high: (Sony shares hit, a five year old high)

Or perhaps, Sony's shares are smacking a five year old child high into the air (Sony shares, hit a five year old, high)

Or maybe, Sony has decided to share their recently opened high school? (Sony shares "Hit a Five", year old high)

Let's play fun with punctuation!