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My GF is 70 miles away with my daughter in the hospital. They won't be home until tomorrow. Guess I have to fend for myself. First things first. I have to eat something. Seems I've lost all of my survival skills since my girl has been taking care of me for so long. I guess I could try some cereal........

*burns down house*
*dies*