Kidnap him, tie him up to a chair and force him to play Dark Souls with the crappiest weapon and no armor on...oh and mute Dark Souls and put on a looping track of the Barney theme song on a very loud setting
Also make sure it's pitch black and only feed him shitty dollar store pretzels and off brand Diet Coke.
Then after 5 days of that tell him if he ever has his music loud again you will do something even worse next time.