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d21lewis said:
I'd write everything I want on a piece of paper. Then, I'd say "Genie, I wish that everything I wrote on this paper would come true!"

See! That's one wish and I get everything I want. A fucking Iron Man suit, a flying boat, an airplane that can go underwater, a turkey sandwich, an invincible penis so I can whack it all day, the world's biggest potato, a battery charger that runs on batteries--EVERYTHING! And if I forgot something, I'd still have two more wishes!

My god...