Scientists' Global Warming Emergency Plan: Hosepipes + Balloons = Win!

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mchaza said:

sapphi_snake said:

mchaza said:
i have a quick solution to solve the world from falling apart.

We gather up all the biological weapons from the US, let them off in area in which are unsustainable and highly pollution areas. reduce population by 4 billion. Move everyone to Europe, let areas of the tropically areas recover and help rebuild rainforests while sustainable produce food from areas in the Russian region and other global areas.

100 years of global recovery of rain forests around the world and general natural health.

If killing people is unethical and wrong over who dies, then instead move everyone to europe anyways, and enforce 1 child policy. In 100 years global population will halve and the health of the worl will recover.

Right now we are on the road of killing everyone from overpopulation causing massive famine and screwing up the world that nature turns against us making the world unlivable for humans.

So your big plan starts with genocide?

well thats if we cant get people to stop having more than 1 child. 

overpopulation is a Major issue that is constantly being disreguarded, action must happen, and if we dont want war and genocide in the future, a global action such as one child policy enforced gloabally is our only chance from global destabilsation from global warming + destruction of food producing land + lack of water. 

Better idea:

Stop subsidizing babies being born in poverty-stricken countries in Africa. Stop giving them food aid, and only give them education. Do that, and you've wiped out a major percentage of population growth over the next few decades.

Population growth isn't a problem in the developed world - as evidenced by Europe dying off over the next few decades. The real problem is when you give people that cannot live properly enough food to continue to have 5-6 babies on average.

 

As for the global warming issue - given temperatures in Ohio and what its doing to food supply, I am more worried about global cooling than I am warming. As Kasz said, heat is not the problem that cold is. We can survive if its 5* warmer. We cannot if its 5* cooler.