"She doesn't require me to do that anytime soon so no problem there, at least yet. (I'm assuming it's before I get in her pants because she said it's because her previous boyfriends left her after they got what they wanted, and I can't really imagine them wanting anything else if they really left her after that.)"
How does farting in your face make you stay ? I seriously cant see what this would change. The argument : "Let me fart in your face (regulary ?) so I can be sure you dont leave me after sex" is weak.
Its like saying "Let me buy a banana before I drive with you in your car, so we wont have a crash while driving"
I would say go for it if thats all but there most be stuff she wont tell you. Thats what would make me really cautios. This whole thing would be totally random and pointless if she is telling you everything. So there must be something shes not telling you.
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