I'll be right back, have to go masturbate.

[Joelcool7]

I have never masturbated at work. Honestly I can wait till I get home and have no interest in being caught. I can't see how anyone could relax and actually masturbate at work. Not to mention I don't know when I'd get time to do it, my lunch and dinner breaks are short (At my last job) I wouldn't give up eating to whack off in the bathroom. Taking an extra long bathroom break would also be noticed by my supervisors, I once was constapated and was told by my supervisor I took to long in the bathroom and it was unacceptable.

Masturbation has no place in the work place!