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famousringo said:
Is this really a goal worth having?

 Of course. I can imagine a conversation with my friends:

Friend A: I hit the jackpot. Bought some cheap shares from a no name company, 6 months later after a fusion, I sold it for a shitload of money. I have enough to live the rest of my life without a job.

Friend B: That is great. Hey, do you guys remember the hottest chick in our High School days? The one that became a professional model. She was drunk at party and I banged her really good. Now she is all hot for me.

Friend C: Well I married with a really nice woman. I have two kids whom I love. They have the best grades of their entire school. My job as a writer is going really well. I do what I like and the money is great.

Me: I have been logged on a VG site 16 hours a day, posting every 2 minutes for 6 months. I am the user with the most posts now. I totally pwned the 13 year old kid that was the previous title holder.

Everyone: We have a winner! 



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."