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sapphi_snake on 01 September 2011
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SmokedHostage said:

Going to heaven and getting to heaven sounds more and more like slavery as I think about.

You must not do this, you must not do that. When your life is over, you will go to Heaven for all eternity where can't indulge on earthly freedoms like drinking, polyamorous sex and such.

Seriously; God if you're out, send me to Hell or Limbo, Heaven sounds subjectively lame to me.

This is hilarious.



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