d21lewis on 31 August 2011
This just gave me an idea: Wooden maxi-pads!! When that special time of the month comes, women could use my specially designed "Max-iPad". The slogan could be "Get a little wood between your legs..." It's brilliant!! I'm gonna be soooo rich!
*quits job*
*spends entire life savings on lumber*
Hmm. Better use redwood trees.....just in case.
