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[TheEvilBanana]

d21lewis said:

TheEvilBanana said:

d21lewis said:

Your tank was empty?! I thought you were a pro.

Even Michael Jordan had bad days as he got older.  I'm like Batman.  If I have enough time to prepare, I can do anything.  I was caught off guard!  It reminds me of the time I was offered some surprise oral sex and suddenly had to poop.  I sorta killed the mood.

*punches self, again*

Don't worry man, we all make mistakes... I could be having so much sex right now if I didn't pass up my opportunity...

My cousins fiance gets so much God damn sex... Could have been me!