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TheEvilBanana said:
d21lewis said:


Your tank was empty?! I thought you were a pro.


Even Michael Jordan had bad days as he got older.  I'm like Batman.  If I have enough time to prepare, I can do anything.  I was caught off guard!  It reminds me of the time I was offered some surprise oral sex and suddenly had to poop.  I sorta killed the mood.

*punches self, again*