TheEvilBanana on 29 August 2011
| d21lewis said: I remember back in early 2009 when I was living by myself and decided to.....pleasure myself. It was a Saturday night. Soon after, two girls unexpectedly came by my house. I know they wanted to have sex but my tank was empty. I tried to entertain them with the Nintendo Wii and my quick sense of humor but after an hour, they were gone. I bet they went and had some amazing sex with some lucky guy. I've been thinking about that night alot, lately. *Punches self.* |
Your tank was empty?! I thought you were a pro.
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