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Now an atheist, would choose Judaism. If I'm forced to believe in an adult version of Santa Claus, I may as well be one of his chosen people.

It also makes for great trolling potential, since there are so many rabid antisemites around nowadays, who are buttmad because Israel is so successful.

Then again, it's hard religion to join. Perhaps I could be a Muslim instead. Then I could make ridiculous demands and politically correct British society would bend over backwards to accommodate me, lest I call them racist. Hurrah for cultural relativism! Hurrah for dubious uses of the race card!