Maybe astronaut, I was a space geek, I knew a lot about astronomy. I have forgotten much.
Now I'm going to be a Spanish teacher in Japan and in a few years I'm gonna open an Izakaya (Japanese pub) in my city in Spain with my Japanese girlfriend.
And just so you know, traveling to Japan doesn't require much money. I had a return ticket from London for 450 pounds (€500). To rent a tiny apartment is not too expensive either.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.







