I guess other 'dirty' things that I still do besides masturbate, of course, would be picking boogers from my nose and playing "harder" ones around my lips but not eating them of course. I grab my bunny's poop with my hands which the wife finds disgusting, squish roaches/spiders/ants with my hands, and love the smell of dried blood when I get a large enough cut (when I was little I would keep opening the wound up on my knee to keep it going but now I have a scar since I didn't let it heal)
“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." - author unknown
