Troll_Whisperer said:
Hey, we Spanish people are famous for being lazy and many other bad things I'm sure. If you state that stereotype I'm not gonna feel insulted, I know it exists, it doesn't mean it's true. The Frech are famous for being full of themselves. The Americans are famous for rednecks. These stereotypes are stupid. Don't feel insulted if I just state the stereotype, it doesn't mean I believe it. |
Ahh Heck lets do em all !!!!
Apologies for hurt feelings
Americans - Loud, Arrogant, Fat, Bomb first ask questions later. Little slow on the uptake and have an exceptionally poor grasp of world geography. Late joining every world war so far. But good sports when they eventually sign up.Good Teeth tho. Best Export - The Simpsons. Mother = My Mommy
British - Bad teeth. Most likely to portray mastermind meglomaniac in Hollywood movies. Received pronounciation is the envy of the english speaking world. Most famous for being the ruler of the earth before America ! Best example Tim Berners-Lee inventor of the World Wide Web. Best export - The English Language. Mother = My Mummy
French - Pretty Women, Snappy Dressers. Garlic Eating Surrender Monkeys. Possibly more Arrogant than the Americans. Think they invented cooking. Tend to have poor personal hygiene. ie Smelly as a French Man. They still think the French Resistance liberated Paris and the Allies showing up moments later was a happy coincidence. Mother = Ma Mere
Italians - Beautiful women. Men a little greasy. Like to stab enemies in the bottom as an insult. Think they invented Pasta. Largest black market economy in the world. Fall over a lot when playing soccer (assume balance problems). Interesting fact - Not decended from the Romans in any way. Famous Export - Ferrari. National Flag White Cross on a White Background. Mother = Mamma Mia
Germans - No sense of humour. Women have massive breasts. Women dont shave (anywhere !!!). Worst trait - Keep picking fights with the rest of the world. Redeeming feature - Keep losing fights with rest of the world. Good at sports. Known for being ruthlessly efficient. Famous Export - Mercedes Benz and Large Sausages. Mother = Mein Mutti.
