You are forced to change your religious beliefs - pick a new religion

[Marks]

Well I refuse to ever join a religion that makes you wear a turban so Islam, Hindu, Sikh and a few others are out.

I couldn't be a Jew because I love pork and dairy products.

I refuse to join the same religion as Tom Cruise so Scientology is out.

I don't know what the fuck Wicca or Norse/Roman are so they're out.


So that leaves Buddhism or Atheism. I'll go with Atheism.