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Galaki said:
Joelcool7 said:
Galaki said:
Joelcool7 said:
Galaki said:
Why the hell would I donate to the government and get nothing back?
I'd rather donate to the church and have all my sins forgiven.

Man if their was a God that genuinely forgave sins for money. Shit I'd be trying to make every dime I could to pay my way to heaven. Thankfully thats not the case and God cares about the heart. Dang God not being superficial I guess I'd be going to heaven but what about all of Africa? Crap wouldn't wanna be them!

God doesn't need your money. The Church does. The Church is like the middleman that send you to Heaven.

Oh man I'm on leadership at a church does that mean I can send someone to heaven?

Galaki , look up commit all the murders and Bank robberies you want I'll send you to heaven. Heaven for everyone I've got the secret to eternal life I'm Gods middle man!

lol

Also wait which church's get this power? Baptist church's, Methadist Church's , Mennonite Church's, Catholic Church's, Pentacostal Chuch's, Orthodox church's.........reform church's .......... anglican church's..... Church of Scientology.... Church of Galaki..... Winston Churchill....

If you send me money, I'll send you to Heaven. The more money you send, the higher level you go. There are 9 levels total.

I think level 4 is a water level if you're into that.

Oh man I think my grandma's on that level, shit it would be awsome. But I gotta loose some serious weight first that way I'd look sexy in my swimsuit. But then again I wouldn't mind getting to level nine and living in that kick ass castle. Jump over lava and play with evil turtles. But then again I probably need a cheat code with that money don't I?

Geez always the damn cheat codes, guess I'll have to settle for level four. Just let me do Jenny Craig a bit first.



-JC7

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