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LOTR. Read it twice (before the movies were announced when I was a kid, and in between the movies) and liked it.

I tried to read Harry Potter once to see what all the fuzz was about... just a regular story for kids for me, I had to stop after 100 pages. I didn't see the appeal.

I don't even know what Twilight is.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.